Testicle pie launched for V Day
Forget strawberries and champagne - the new testicle pie is the best aphrodisiac around, says chef.
Planning a romantic night in this Valentine's Day but fretting about what to cook? Why not get those juices flowing with the new libido-boosting pie made from bull's testicles. Yep, that's right: BULL'S TESTICLES.
Wow. Bull Testicle Pie sounds even more romantic than this:
The Cock and Bull pie, created by British chef Charlie Bingham, has been developed especially for horny lovers wishing to celebrate Valentine's Day with a special aphrodisiac.
Bulls' balls have long been used in India as an alternative to viagra, with couples in China having even claimed that the testicles - rich in testosterone - are actually stronger than those little blue pills. A load of bull, perhaps?
'It got hearts racing with our taste testers, several of whom were so overcome with lust and amorous feelings they had to be sent home! Never before have we created a dish that has caused as much fervour,' Bingham said about the passion-producing pastry. Too much information, Charlie. Too much information.
The Cock and Bull pie will go on sale this Satruday at online supermarket Ocado for £7.99. Unfortunately, the price doesn't include mash. Cuh.
We're intrigued, to say the least. In fact, we'd quite like to test(es) it out...
Right, that's Valentine's dinner sorted then. But what about the card?
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