Strip club creates 'office' smelling aftershave
A Strip club has designed an aftershave that smells like the office, to help their customers lie about 'working late'.
Most women know. They just know when their other half is telling a little porky. Which is why a strip club has decided to launch 'Alibi', an aftershave with a fragrance that is supposed to throw wives and girlfriends off the scent.
The Alibi range is designed to mask the smell of a big night out so that people who have been out, seemingly have evidence to justify their late return home.
The age-old 'My car broke down' excuse, for example, can be justified by a fragrance of the same name which is said to recreate the scent of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, whilst the 'I was Working Late' bottle emits the scent of coffee, wool suits, cigarettes and ink. Yummy.
Each of the bottles, developed by South African club Mavericks, costs £24 and we can expect to see them hit UK shelves very soon, with orders having flown in from across the globe.
'Men seem desperate to get their hands on this stuff,' the man behind the brand enthused. I think this is the part where we start worrying for humanity.
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