Man sues BMW for giving him ‘20-month erection’
A California man is suing BMW, claiming that a ride on one of their motorbikes has given him a 20-month erection. It’s a hard life.
A lot of people like riding motorbikes - Henry Wolf from San Francisco, however, seems to enjoy it a little more than most.
How do we know? Because he claims that a four hour ride on his beloved BMW bike has caused him to have a 20-month erection, and now he’s suing them for the pleasure.
The unwanted excitement began in September 2010, and as yet shows no sign of stopping - no matter what he tries... nudge nudge, wink wink.
Mr Wolf has found the whole situation so hard to deal with that he is not only taking BMW to court, but seat manufacturers Corbin-Pacific Inc. too.
He claims that he is ‘now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish’.
Not to mention the fact he can’t stand up without people pointing...
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