We at studentbeans.com are much too young, vibrant and full of hope to have kids. No, it'll be a good few years before we consider settling down with some little terrors of our own. Even so, there are some things we already know about parenthood. One of them is that you have responsibilities. Specifically you have a responsibility to not buy them any of these toys.
Not even if it's funny. Not even then:
New SIXFINGER shoots a fragmentation bomb. Make sure you use protection.
His name is 'The Punisher'. How he's going to punish you is another matter...
Next up: My first used needle.
To the bedroom! And beyond!
A Hitler doll. Classy.
Actually you should buy your child this. I approve.
If it's just a bad translation you've still got to wonder; why is it winking at me?
Was this ever intended for kids. I actually hope it was.
Fun for all the family!
How are they defining 'safe' here?
'The Tramp' should not be the name of a villain. It's very politically incorrect so there.
They aren't toy but stilettos should not be found on a baby. Not even in Essex.
I was going to make a squirting joke here but I shan't.
A Russian Roullette gun! Next time we're in the playground we can re-enact The Deer Hunter!
It's acts like a magic 8-ball but it's also a robot wielding a crucifix. I can't think of a single reason why someone hadn't thought of this sooner.
Dnt giv ur kidz thees
If you want your kids to learn the value of good oral health then give them this. Actually, don't.
Ha. It looks like a penis.
Gotta crap 'em all.
For the baby who has everything...
You can. But you shouldn't.
At least is not a REALPEDO
Do kids want to pretend breastfeed a pretend baby? If yes I'm not having any.
Putting the fun into 'it's fun to impale things'.
Politically incorrect Barbie!