24 animals that are bringing sexy back
24 animals pulling sexy poses and giving YOU those come to bed eyes...Check out the strangest yet most hilarious article you ever did see.
Animals on the net are always characterized as cute (like the 20 animals who can fit in your hand or Cats sleeping in awkward positions) or silly (Cats in bread, Texts from dog), or causing trouble (The web's best photobombing animals).
But sexy? Not on the mainstream web that's for sure (we're completely ignoring the hidden 'specialist' web, *shudder*).
Well, there's a group of animals that are breaking out of this internet animal pic stereotyping. They are confidently putting one paw (or hoof, trotter, flipper..errr...you know..) forward and turning up the glam to 11. They're working the camera almost to meltdown with their sizzling, sexy, 'come to bed' looks.
Ladies and Gentlemen we very proudly bring you the 24 ANIMALS THAT ARE BRINGING SEXY BACK!!
"So...ya wanna go - a - bouncin' some time?"
"Oh baby! Ya wanna go for a ride?!"
"Mud Jacuzzi - check! Perfect pins - check! YOU want a piece of my world dontcha?"
"They call me Wild-Flame-Sexual-Predator"
"You want a piece of this, huh?"
"It's all mine"
"I walk the walk, squawk the squawk"
"Wanna do my back??"
"I've seen you around. You interest me."
"This is what I got, and what I got is good"
"I'm playful...but intense."
"This is better than Amsterdam honey..."
"Well, hello darling..."
"I'm The Body. They call me The Body!"
"Well, they call me 'The Arms'..."
"They call me....deep."
"FIVE STAR BABY!!"
"Climb into maaaa swing..."
"Happy birth-day Mis-ter Pre-si-dent.."
"Be seeing you....Soon."
Wow. Gosh. Well. Ahem, so, if you need to see animals in slightly more traditional internet circumstances - in order to wind down from all that - make sure you check out these wonderful articles: