Pumpkins. We've seen them year after year since we were kids and quite frankly, they aren't all that scary. We look at them with their smiling faces and usually think how pretty they are, all lit up with the power of a million tea-lights. Which isn't the point really

Well no more. It's time Halloween took the pumpkin back to it's terrifying roots and if that means making them scarily inappropriate then so be it. Maybe some of these go a bit too far. Maybe some of them don't conform to 'scary' stereotypes. Well try and tell that to man who's just seen a pumpkin giving birth for the second time. He'll (YOU'LL) be classically Halloween terrified we can assure you...

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1. The 'Ball-Gagged' Pumpkin

2. The 'His and Hers' Pumpkins

3. The 'Just Blown My Brains Out' Pumpkin

4. The 'Baby' Pumpkin

5. The 'Anatomically Correct Flasher' Pumpkin

6. The Vom-kin

7. Dat Pumpkin

8. Dat Pumpkin - Male Edition

9. The 'Childbrith' Pumpkin

10. The 'Childbirth Pumpkin - Round 2' Pumpkin

11. The 'Oh What a Lovely Leaf' Pumpkin

12. The 'Cannibal' Pumpkin

13. The 'Cannibal Pumpkin No. 2' Pumpkin

14. The Bumpkin

15. The 'Hanged Man' Pumpkin

16. The 'Crack-Ho-Lantern'

17. The 'Little Swimmers' Pumpkin

18. The 'Suicide' Pumpkin

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Tags: Weird stories , Silly stories , Funny stories