Man has sex with donkey - claims it was a hooker
Yep, that’s right - a man who was caught having sex with a donkey claims that it was a shapeshifting prostitute.
Occasionally we’ll have to use every ounce of our natural wit and literary brilliance to make a story that might otherwise be a bit dull sound like it’s worth reading.
But then there are the times when a story is so perfect that there is nothing we could do to make it funnier - this is one of those times.
A Zimbabwean man has been arrested for having sex with a donkey - disturbing, yes, but it’s the excuse he gave that makes this one of the weirder stories we’ve ever covered (and that’s saying a LOT).
Sunday Moyo told the court in Zvishavane that the donkey was in fact a prostitute that had turned into a donkey without him noticing. Amazing.
The 28-year-old admitted the bestiality charge but then went on to tell the magistrates what really happened.
‘Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,’ Moyo began.
‘I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don't know how she then became a donkey.’
Mr Moyo has, thankfully, been ordered to undergo examination by two court psychiatrists - the donkey is safe and well, and is still very much a donkey.