28 ways to avoid being a possessive boyfriend
There's being caring and then there's being this guy.
You go out for a nice meal and pay the bill. You open the car door for them. Then you spend all night monitoring their Facebook activities and go round paying 'visits' to their ex-boyfriends. There's a point were chivalry ends and possessive craziness begins. Here's where to draw the line:
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1. Don't like everything that's ever been posted about them on Facebook
2. Don't seem like a stalker
3. Don't go crazy if they're away from their computer
4. Don't get paranoid about their friends
5. Don't get paranoid about strangers in the street
6. Don't mess with her birth control. Obviously.
7. Don't sing 80's hits, changing the lyrics to make them creepier.
8. Don't sing Bruno Mars songs to them
9. Don't do this
10. Don't take samples of their hair to smell when you are on your own
11. Don't actually take Twilight seriously
12. Hang up at an appropriate time
13. Don't get jealous of their relationship with her brother
14. Don't try and control everything they do
15. Don't get wary of their dad
16. Don't put a collar on them. Literally or figuratively.
17. Realise they have other friends apart from you
18. If you break up, you've broken up, don't pester them.
19. Don't say this after knowing them for a month. Don't say it in the words of Bruno Mars ever.
20. Calm down, it was a one night stand
21. Don't get all possessive whilst singing like Justin Bieber
22. Don't Facebook stalk them and get jealous about every guy friend she has
23. Don't get carried away if it's your first relationship
24. Don't start asking about her menstrual cycle 2 weeks in.
25. Don't start getting territorial
26. Don't think that eye contact means they're completely in love with you
27. Don't think everyone has their phone on them 24/7
28. Don't make statements like this:
Not had enough crazy for one day? Well then, here's: how not to be a clingy girlfriend.
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