27 reasons to de-friend someone on Facebook
There are a lot of idiots our there but it doesn't mean you have to have them clogging up your news feed.
As you are probably a lazy, good-for-nothing student (don't worry we've all been there) you most likely spend a lot of your life on Facebook. You probably just sit there don't you. Knowing you should be working but also knowing that working is boring. Why anyone would want to work is a mystery to me.
So if you really can't stop yourself from procrastinating on Facebook then make sure your sacrifice isn't in vain. Don't waste your time reading the ramblings of idiots. If you are friends with anyone who would post any of the following please de-friend them. Immediately.
De-friended.
De-friended.
Cat rapist. De-friended
OK. Maybe Friended.
Nutcase. De-friended.
Idiot. De-friended
Can't tell if troll. De-friended
He is. De-friended
Horrible person. De-friended
Are you? I'm in one of those moods where I De-friend you.
De-friended
No we don't. De-friended
De-friended
It's that cousin guy again...De-friended
De-frinnded
De-friended. Commenter Friended.
De-friended all round.
I would hope to not be friends with this guy in the first place.
De-friended.
De-friended. Then if I was that guy De-Girfriended.
Calm down. De-friended.
Too sci-fi? Lord of the Rings? Get out. De-Friended.
Everyone calm down. All De-Friended.
What a horrible person. De-friended.
#defriended
I just had a defriend-gasm. Now I feel guilty...Hot
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