10 craziest girls of all time
There's some crazy ladies out there, but who are the top 10 queens of cuckoo? And who is the loopiest of them all?
We all have crazy in us. We've all sent one too many texts, at the expense of our own dignity. We've all had flashes of 'psycho revenge' behaviour. We've all had thoughts that flit across our minds, which make us think...'Ha, if I actually DID that, that would be crazy! THAT would be a crazy person thing to do'.
Well, this line up of craziest girls of all time is made up of ladies where the crazy escalated - got out of hand, so to speak. And it's in the love and romance department where things really go off the scale - so boyfriends, husbands everywhere - beware!
Having said that some of those boyfriends and husbands have their own unique kind of crazy. Check out
10. The girl who... offered sexual favours for chicken Mcnuggets
Is this crazy? There are some people who argue that this is fully signed up bonkers behaviour, and there are other people who are into chicken Mcnuggets who say that this isn't that crazy at all.Read the full story.
9. The girl who... broke into someone's house and breastfed their baby
OK there's no argument with this one, this is proper crazy, smothering, wannabe mum territory. The baby's real mother must've been horrified when she found her doing it in her front room at 5am in the morning... Read the full story
8. The girl who... was addicted to eating her dead husbands ashes
The weird thing about this 'really not getting over her dead husband' addiction is that she herself describes the ashes as tasting like 'rotten eggs, sand and sandpaper'. They say love is blind, but it might also be tasteless... Read the full story
7. The girl who... phoned 911 to ask for a date
Like I've already said, we've all got crazy in us. We've all called people we really shouldn't in those dark lonely times when we could REALLY do with a date. But calling the emergency services? It's a whole new level...Read the full story
6. The girl who... organised a threesome for her wedding night
Now, this is another one where there are strong arguments that this girl isn't crazy at all... and we have no problem with folks pretty much getting up to whatever they wish as long as they're not hurting others. However isn't the whole point of marriage, the romance angle, the 'not having a threesome on your wedding night' angle...? Read the full story
5. The girl who... called her 'boyfriend' 65,000 times
And back to the undeniably crazy. As the yanks would say, 'let's do the math': 65,000 calls in one year. 65,000 divided by 365 equals 178 calls a day. Or just under 7 and half calls an hour (that's if she never sleeps!). Ho-lee-sh*t. Read the full story
4. The girl who... is overly attached to her boyfriend
Now this one's a bit of cheat because this girl isn't real. Though having said that the performance is maybe a bit too successful for comfort - she's got to be drawing on some kind of inner psycho, as we've discussed they exist within us all. This girl is maybe just a little more in touch with hers than most...
3. The girl who... can't hug every cat
Pure classic internet gold, and also a wonderful example of full fruit loop, crazy kook behaviour. This girl loses it BIG TIME over her love for cats when she's meant to be recording her 'about me' dating profile. We've included the Songify remix of the original video because it's just SO bloody good!!
2. The girl who... removed all her ex's teeth
Whooaaaa... here we get to the terrifying 'vengeance' type of crazy - the very worst kind of crazy to get caught up in. So this guy's innocently going a long for a check up with his dentist ex, things are cool, 'it's nice that we can be friends' he's thinking, 'behave like rational adults'. Watch out for 'vengeance crazy' people, sometimes it can remain hidden until it's too late....Read the full story
1. The girl who... Just. Couldn't. Stop. Texting.
The winner! Number one craziest girl of all time. This girl, would just NOT GIVE IT UP. She doesn't just dig herself a hole with the continued texting - she builds a full underground cathedral... and then carries on through a side-door to create a sub terrain metropolis of crazed shame. Poor girl. Crazy girl. Read the full story
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