22 ways to lose friends and annoy people
How to not be a douchebag this coming Freshers' Week.
Scumbag Steve. He's the polar opposite of our friend Good Guy Greg. Whereas Greg would never let you down, Steve would. Whereas Greg would always go the extra mile to help you, Steve would go the extra mile to screw you over, make you think he's helping you and then screw you over again. Scumbag Steve (as his name suggests), is not a good guy.
As a consequence it may not surprise you to learn that Steve is not well liked. Learn from his mistakes everyone. With Freshers' Week looming, Britain's universities will be overflowing with brand new scumbags. Make sure you aren't one of them:
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After all of that you must want to believe in humanity again. Good Guy Greg is the guy you need to see for that.
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