English can be a funny little language to navigate and if you don’t get it right and you’re in the business of sign writing, it can make for some rather amusing reading.
From toilet signs to safety, it’s clear one too many people have been using Google translator, and forgot to double check what was suggested.
Hopefully you’ll get the message…
They’ve heard about people like you, clearly you’re just not welcome
Because if you did it would be quite a disaster, look at that drop – brutal!
We all know what they’re talking about here, don’t we?
Well, that’s one way to clear the area
They’re just not accustomed to the taste you see…
Whoever told you to eat your greens clearly hasn’t seen this sign
How long do you reckon it would take people to get there?
If you do it right, you’ll come to no harm
It’s really crucial you do exactly what this signs says
That’s all the health and safety warning you’ll ever need
Got the message? We have, loud and clear…
Obviously respecting natures naps are really important
There’s not really any other way you could do it…
Now this is where all the magic happens
Their customers are clearly very trustworthy
The best advice we’ve heard all day
The proof reader was off sick, can you tell?