AskMen.com have been asking British guys what they think about sex, dating and relationships. The results are pretty shocking (or not shocking depending upon your view of men). Find out when they'd cheat on you, if they read their girlfriend's text messages, whether they're lying about their sexual past and much, MUCH more:

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1. If there were no chance of your partner finding out, how likely would you be to cheat?

Answer	% of men asked
Not at all likely. I might be tempted, but cheating violates my morals.	40
Not very likely. I might be tempted, but I love and respect her too much.	35
Somewhat likely. But I would feel guilty, nonetheless.	18
Very likely. She can't be hurt if she doesn't know about it.	4
I already cheat on her.	3

2. At what point would you lie to a partner?

Answer	% of men asked
I would tell a little white lie to avoid an argument.	63
I would tell a substantial lie to avoid being in the doghouse for an extended period.	16
I would never lie to my wife.	11
I would tell a huge lie to avoid splitting up our relationship.	10

3. Of the four choices listed below, which is the most important personality trait for deciding if a woman is "relationship material"?

Answer	% of men asked
A sense of loyalty.	30
A sense of humour.	30
A sense of carting/nurturing.	20
Intelligence.	20

4. Looking back at your last relationships, what is the one thing you would have changed about your partner?

Answer	% of men asked
Her nagging.	35
I wouldn't change anything.	28
Her sexual appetite.	26
Her domestic skills.	11

5. Would you dump a girlfriend if she gained a significant amount of weight?

Answer	% of men asked
Yes.	53
No.	47

6. Who should pay on a date?

Answer	% of men asked
Both should take turns.	54
Him.	46
Her.	0

7. Have you ever read your partner's Facebook messages, text messages, email or other electronic correspondence?

Answer	% of men asked
No, I respect her privacy.	36
Yes, but only with her knowledge.	25
No, but I would if I suspected she was up to something.	20
Yes, but only because it was open on her desktop.	12
Yes, I broke into her email or messaging account.	7

8. Do you monitor your partner's online activities?

Answer	% of men asked
No, I don't care what she does online.	56
Yes, but only with her knowledge.	36
Yes, as a means of checking up on her.	8

9. Are you comfortable with a partner friending her exes on Facebook?

Answer	% of men asked
Yes, absolutely.	47
No.	30
Yes, but only if I have met him before.	23

10. Are you comfortable friending your exes on Facebook?

Answer	% of men asked
Yes, because most of them legitimately are my friends.	42
No, I only friend people that I care about.	24
No, I'd be concerned with how my current partner would interpret it.	17
Yes, I don't care about them but would take the opportunity to spy on their present lives.	17

11. Do you keep photos of your ex-girlfriend?

Answer	% of men asked
I'm not sure... there may be some lying around somewhere.	64
No, I can't bear to look at them.	23
Yes, and I still look at them.	13

12. Have you ever sent racy photos of yourself to a partner?

Answer	% of men asked
No.	64
Yes, as a way to spark her interest.	19
Yes, as a way to keep her interest during the relationship.	16
Yes, as a way to aggravate her after the break-up.	1

13. Would you share the racy pics that you received with friends?

Answer	% of men asked
No, they are for my eyes only.	83
Yes, why not?	17

14. How far will you go to 'pre-stalk' a prospective partner?

Answer	% of men asked
I will check out her Facebook profile.	59
I won't "pre-stalk" at all.	21
All of the above.	8
I will check out all her social profiles.	7
I will do a straight Google search and see what comes up.	6
I will check out her mother's Facebook profile to get a sense of how she'll look when she's older.	1

15. What do you consider to be a romantic gesture (from her to you)?

Answer	% of men asked
Just being there for me.	43
Cooking me my favourite meal.	26
Performing my favorite sexual act.	17
Buying me a thoughtful gift.	14

16. Do you care if her friends are aware of the romantic gestures that you make for her?

Answer	% of men asked
No, I make them for her, not them.	80
Yes, part of the pleasure for me is knowing that they are jealous.	12
Yes, part of the pleasure for her is seeing her friends jealous.	6
Yes, part of the pleasure for me is when her friends' boyfriends will get jealous.	2

17. How satisfied are you with your sex life?

Answer	% of men asked
Somewhat satisfied. There is room for improvement.	35
I have no sex life.	25
Not at all satisfied, because of the quantity of sex.	22
Completely satisfied.	15
Not at all satisfied, because of the quality of sex.	3

18. How do you gauge the size of your penis, relative to other men's?

Answer	% of men asked
I don't care how my size stacks up.	53
I research online.	28
I ask female partners.	7
I talk or compare penis size with my friends.	6
I watch male actors in porn.	6

19. Which aspect of your sex life have you lied about?

Answer	% of men asked
The number of partners I've slept with.	58
Fetishes I am into.	20
Whether or not I have been tested.	11
The size of my penis.	7
The fact that I have paid for sex.	4

20. Have you ever paid for sex?

Answer	% of men asked
No.	89
Yes, and I am ashamed at having done so.	7
Yes, and I can't wait to do it again.	4

21. Would you ever tell a partner you had previously paid for sex?

Answer	% of men asked
No. Never.	79
Yes, without shame.	21

20. Have you ever insincerely told a woman you love her in order to get sex?

Answer	% of men asked
No, and I never would.	57
No, but I would consider it.	24
Yes, but I would not do it again.	11
Yes, and I will continue to do so.	8

21. Have you ever fantasised about a partner's friend?

Answer	% of men asked
Yes, I have in the past, but I try to avoid it now.	44
No, I have no interest in any of her friends.	24
Yes, I fantasise about my partner's friend regularly.	23
No, but I have to restrain myself from doing so.	9

22. What value does porn provide to you?

Answer	% of men asked
I get off on it.	69
Instructional; I learn from it.	13
I don't watch porn.	9
Entertainment; I laugh at it.	9

23. Would you be offended if a woman faked an orgasm during intercourse with you?

Answer	% of men asked
I would be disappointed that I wasn't able to pleasure her.	67
Yes, I would be offended that she was deceiving me.	23
No.	10

24. Do you care if she orgasms?

Answer	% of men asked
Yes.	92
No.	8

25. Do you know where to find a woman's G-Spot?

Answer	% of men asked
I think so, but I need a bit of luck to find it	45
Yes, I know precisely where it is.	37
I have no idea where it is.	12
I don't believe the G-spot really exists.	6

26. At what point does the number of former sex partners that she's had begin to bother you?

Answer	% of men asked
If she's slept with more than 10 partners previously.	37
If she's slept with more than 20 partners previously.	24
I don't care how many previous sex partners she's had.	21
If she's slept with more than 100 partners previously.	10
If she's slept with more than one other partner previously.	8

27. At what age do women start losing their looks?

Answer	% of men asked
40	41
30	20
50	18
Never	16
60	4
20	1

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