53 things girls should know about boys
Priceless tips for girls - find out some truths about men and take a peek into the (sometimes disturbing) mysteries of the male mind.
These types of article are often written by one person - this one's better because it's written by thousands. Below, loads of guys (and a few helpful girls) reveal exactly what they believe girls should know about boys.
We've trawled through the Twitter hashtag #ThingsGirlsShouldKnowAboutBoys that's been trending today, filtered out all the rubbish and brought you the very best 'golden nugget' quotes, below. Our pleasure. Enjoy.
The way to his heart is generally a few inches south of his stomach
When they say they will stand by you, they will.
Quite a lot of lads dont cheat, lie or try to hurt you! You need to stop thinking we all do!
Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back marry him.
When we're watching intense football, stfu!
We are either horny or hungry. If we don't want sex. Make us a bacon sandwich.
We are not mind readers
WE HATE THE FRIEND ZONE!!!!
Our farts are funny, yours...not so much
The GOOD ONES aren't hard to find, girls just look in the wrong places!
They flirt around all day but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about
They love it when you respect their mum...sis...Dad [family] @Im_Tolani
Yes means Yes and No means No.
We DO have feelings, We DO have feelings, we just don't feel comfortable sharing them unless we feel comfortable with you.
Make us work for you - don't be too easy ;) we like a challenge
Sometimes we will tell you what you wanna hear and not what you need to know.
If we're not Kissing you whilst having sex... We're not in it for the love making but for the pleasure...
When a girl says 'no', a boy hears it as 'try again tomorrow’
We actually prefer girls that don'thave massive quantities of make-up all over their faces.
If you play video games w| us, you're pretty much getting a wedding ring from us
Stop going for the "bad boys"and start taking notice in the decent boys that are nice.
They hate unnecessary moaning
No two boys are the same.Just cause one is a complete 'dickhead' doesnt mean all of the others are!
Man flu is worse than normal flu.So please be kind during this time.
When we say 'I'm here if you need to talk. It really means, summarise in 60 words or less
When a guy throws bread at you, it means that he likes you.
You don't have to show off bare skin for us to take a interest....Mind over Matter
Boys do NOT actually like spooning they just do it cus they know it always leads to forking
We watch porn
Guys hate rejection, but hate being led on more
We all have a secret testicle under our armpit.
We hate it when you start having a conversation whilst watching something on TV.
They may turn into men but even then they still behave as boys.
Some of us join a Monastery. No offence.
Their personal time with friends/family is important!! you cant miss each other if ur always together!
We tell you what you want to hear when you ask us if an outfit works
Boys can send you a load of bullshit in a text, unless you see they mean it in their eyes, don't believe it
We do have the capability to not be thinking anything
If he loves u, he'll move mountains for you
None of us are perfect so learn to love the imperfections or buy nine cats and die lonely...
We wear sunglasses around the pool so we can check out the talent
Some of us have tits too
We're human with all the same hang ups and insecurities, just like you.
We love gravy on our food
Never love another woman more than their mum...
The guy in the friend zone is the one who will treat you right.
Don't blackmail us with sex, because you will win and it's not fair @steven_moynihan
We're pretty simple.
We only say 'ladies first' to look at your bums.
Dey L♥√ع to be pampered cos dey re like babies
If you wear something that shows off your boobs, they will be looked at. Don't judge us
We don't tell your secrets, they're safe on our handle
The answer is always yes regarding food, sex, beer and your silence
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