These types of article are often written by one person - this one's better because it's written by thousands. Below, loads of guys (and a few helpful girls) reveal exactly what they believe girls should know about boys.

We've trawled through the Twitter hashtag #ThingsGirlsShouldKnowAboutBoys that's been trending today, filtered out all the rubbish and brought you the very best 'golden nugget' quotes, below. Our pleasure. Enjoy.

• The way to his heart is generally a few inches south of his stomach
  @iamDandemi

• When they say they will stand by you, they will.
  @DomiiiY

• Quite a lot of lads dont cheat, lie or try to hurt you! You need to stop thinking we all do!
  @BlaZeeexD

• Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text you back marry him.
  @pajamajokes

• When we're watching intense football, stfu!
  @a_e_hassan

• We are either horny or hungry. If we don't want sex. Make us a bacon sandwich.
  @Wellskieran

• We are not mind readers
  @daneyboy13

• WE HATE THE FRIEND ZONE!!!!
  @gladwell90

• Our farts are funny, yours...not so much
  @damon1nicholl

• The GOOD ONES aren't hard to find, girls just look in the wrong places!
  @Lil_Wiz96

• They flirt around all day but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about
  @iamallenleis

• They love it when you respect their mum...sis...Dad [family] @Im_Tolani

• Yes means Yes and No means No.
  @thebe_kishan

• We DO have feelings, We DO have feelings, we just don't feel comfortable sharing them unless we feel comfortable with you.
  @khosi_kay

• Make us work for you - don't be too easy ;) we like a challenge
  @Blakey108

• Sometimes we will tell you what you wanna hear and not what you need to know.
  @Stephaun_Urkell

• If we're not Kissing you whilst having sex... We're not in it for the love making but for the pleasure...
  @OuchDaddy1

• When a girl says 'no', a boy hears it as 'try again tomorrow’
  @Mz_tope

• We actually prefer girls that don'thave massive quantities of make-up all over their faces.
  @Prince___Harry

• If you play video games w| us, you're pretty much getting a wedding ring from us
  @renedavidmh10

• Stop going for the "bad boys"and start taking notice in the decent boys that are nice.
  @Anchored_

• They hate unnecessary moaning
  @punk_kiid

• No two boys are the same.Just cause one is a complete 'dickhead' doesnt mean all of the others are!
  @amybethcrowley

• Man flu is worse than normal flu.So please be kind during this time.
  @rewqwe83

• When we say 'I'm here if you need to talk. It really means, summarise in 60 words or less
  ‏@ShishaWorld

• When a guy throws bread at you, it means that he likes you.
  ‏@ElbowCrease

• You don't have to show off bare skin for us to take a interest....Mind over Matter
  @MentalCase_Antz

• Boys do NOT actually like spooning they just do it cus they know it always leads to forking
  @JessicaLenton4

• We watch porn
  @Tsek_Bastard

• Guys hate rejection, but hate being led on more
  @7moud93

• We all have a secret testicle under our armpit.
  @JimmyBotts

• We hate it when you start having a conversation whilst watching something on TV.
  @Marchh_x

• They may turn into men but even then they still behave as boys.
  ‏@rdpenny

• Some of us join a Monastery. No offence.
  @ihackmore

• Their personal time with friends/family is important!! you cant miss each other if ur always together!
  @kuhkuhkelz

• We tell you what you want to hear when you ask us if an outfit works
  @soapboxbadger

• Boys can send you a load of bullshit in a text, unless you see they mean it in their eyes, don't believe it
  @Loourah

• ‏We do have the capability to not be thinking anything
  @What_Ross_Says

• If he loves u, he'll move mountains for you
  @chocckidd1

• None of us are perfect so learn to love the imperfections or buy nine cats and die lonely...
  @andygizzle ‏

• We wear sunglasses around the pool so we can check out the talent
  @assassin_god

• Some of us have tits too
  @KyleDhaliwal

• We're human with all the same hang ups and insecurities, just like you.
  @LinkdSink

• We love gravy on our food
  @Nswembu

• Never love another woman more than their mum...
  @MaxFuggaLife

• The guy in the friend zone is the one who will treat you right.
  @maitha97

• Don't blackmail us with sex, because you will win and it's not fair @steven_moynihan

• We're pretty simple.
  @ZackaryStafford

• We only say 'ladies first' to look at your bums.
  @vilsonproblems ‏

• Dey L♥√ع to be pampered cos dey re like babies
  @pweetychild3007

• If you wear something that shows off your boobs, they will be looked at. Don't judge us
  @RobKennedyOne

• We don't tell your secrets, they're safe on our handle
  @SammieDiva

• The answer is always yes regarding food, sex, beer and your silence
  @maestrofun

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