24 WTF sex tips from women's magazines
"Grab on it...LIKE YOU ARE MILKING A COW".
Plenty of women read women's magazines (and guys, we know you read them too when we leave them lying around - don't pretend you don't, we have caught you in the act). These magazines often provide sex tips and advice. This is all very well and good, and might even be welcome, if the advice wasn't AWFUL BORDERING ON RIDICULOUS.
I mean would you do any of these things? WOULD YOU? Guys, would you even appreciate any of these things?
No, didn't think so. Plus - number 22 - what a waste of good grapes.