We all know it. Mother's kick ass. They do a lot of other things too as we've seen here:

• Shit Mums say and do (Why we'll always love 'em)

They do so much amazing stuff, in fact, that we've got a special day coming up to celebrate their ass-kicking awesomeness. Ahem, If you still haven't got your gift - you'd better go here;

• 7 last minute DIY Mother's Day gifts

Well, this profound truth leads us to an inevitable question. 'I know that my Mum totally kicks ass, but how much? And how much in comparison to other mums?'

Well now you can find out. Download our free top trumps Mum Battle Kit and take your mum to war against famous mums, your friends' mums - any mum that thinks she's hard enough. Find out just how much ass your old dear really does kick.

To get things off to a scorching start we've set up these monumental mum battles:

Fight 1: The Virgin Mary VS Norma Bates

A grudge match to end them all. This is the goodest vs the very baddest. We haven't actually got Norma Bates (from Hitchcock's movie masterpiece 'Psycho') pictured on her card - she's just too scary. It shows one of her most famous victims' reaction to her though. And that tells the whole story. Come on The Virgin!!

Download The Virgin Mary and Norma Bates and play this battle!

Fight 2: The Queen of Buckinham Palace VS The Queen of Beckingham Palace

Which queen will win? Victoria's got youth but Elizabeth's got gumption and Corgis. There's only one way to find out. Download 'em and fight 'em!

Download Queen Elizabeth of England and Victoria Beckham

Fight 3: Lois Griffin VS Jordan

Can Katie Price and her boobs take down the mum who's managed to stay alive despite having the cleverest toddler on the planet hell bent on murdering her? We very much doubt it!!

Download Jordan and Lois and fight them to the death

Fight 4: Angelina Jolie VS Mother Teresa

Angelina wants Mother Teresa's crown. She keeps going on do-gooding missions to troubled places to try and win it. However, she keeps nicking the odd child or two whilst she's there, which lets her down. Lets settle this!

Download and battle Angelina and Mother Teresa

Fight 5: Dumbo VS Jumbo

Can the princess of frozen party food take on a Dumbo's big hearted, big everything, mum Mrs Jumbo? We've made a typo on the card, calling Mrs Jumbo, Mrs Dumbo (so Dumbo's full name is Dumbo Jumbo). Sorry about that, but sh*t does happen in the world of mum fighting...

Download Mrs JUMBO and Mrs Dumbo

Fight 6: My Mum VS YOUR MUM

My mum, Mrs Brann, doesn't know she's up on a website, that has hundreds of thousands of users, as part of a Mum Top Trumps Battle Spectacular. It's amazing the things a person doesn't know about themselves sometimes.

I'm gonna let her know on Mother's Day though and I'm sure she's going to be absolutely delighted.

Anyway, all that's left for you to do is fill in the template card with YOUR MUM's details and we've got ourselves a contest. Come on Mrs Brann!!!!

Download Mrs Brann and the template card and watch Mrs Brann kick your mum's ass into the next galaxy.

We've got loads more mother related fun. Just take a look at these:

• Top 10 'you REALLY shouldn't be a mum' mums
• Shit Mum's say and do (Why we'll always love 'em)

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