Mums fight to the death in ‘Mum Top Trumps’ game
Angelina Jolie takes on Mother Teresa and The Queen battles Victoria Beckham...Insane ‘mum battles’ from the new ‘Mum Top Trumps’ craziness.
We all know it. Mother's kick ass. They do a lot of other things too as we've seen here:
They do so much amazing stuff, in fact, that we've got a special day coming up to celebrate their ass-kicking awesomeness. Ahem, If you still haven't got your gift - you'd better go here;
Well, this profound truth leads us to an inevitable question. 'I know that my Mum totally kicks ass, but how much? And how much in comparison to other mums?'
Well now you can find out. Download our free top trumps Mum Battle Kit and take your mum to war against famous mums, your friends' mums - any mum that thinks she's hard enough. Find out just how much ass your old dear really does kick.
To get things off to a scorching start we've set up these monumental mum battles:
Fight 1: The Virgin Mary VS Norma BatesA grudge match to end them all. This is the goodest vs the very baddest. We haven't actually got Norma Bates (from Hitchcock's movie masterpiece 'Psycho') pictured on her card - she's just too scary. It shows one of her most famous victims' reaction to her though. And that tells the whole story. Come on The Virgin!!
Fight 2: The Queen of Buckinham Palace VS The Queen of Beckingham PalaceWhich queen will win? Victoria's got youth but Elizabeth's got gumption and Corgis. There's only one way to find out. Download 'em and fight 'em!
Fight 3: Lois Griffin VS JordanCan Katie Price and her boobs take down the mum who's managed to stay alive despite having the cleverest toddler on the planet hell bent on murdering her? We very much doubt it!!
Fight 4: Angelina Jolie VS Mother Teresa
Angelina wants Mother Teresa's crown. She keeps going on do-gooding missions to troubled places to try and win it. However, she keeps nicking the odd child or two whilst she's there, which lets her down. Lets settle this!
Fight 5: Dumbo VS Jumbo
Can the princess of frozen party food take on a Dumbo's big hearted, big everything, mum Mrs Jumbo? We've made a typo on the card, calling Mrs Jumbo, Mrs Dumbo (so Dumbo's full name is Dumbo Jumbo). Sorry about that, but sh*t does happen in the world of mum fighting...
Fight 6: My Mum VS YOUR MUM
My mum, Mrs Brann, doesn't know she's up on a website, that has hundreds of thousands of users, as part of a Mum Top Trumps Battle Spectacular. It's amazing the things a person doesn't know about themselves sometimes.
I'm gonna let her know on Mother's Day though and I'm sure she's going to be absolutely delighted.
Anyway, all that's left for you to do is fill in the template card with YOUR MUM's details and we've got ourselves a contest. Come on Mrs Brann!!!!
We've got loads more mother related fun. Just take a look at these: