14 things that WILL happen on Christmas day
Sound familiar? Thought so.
Snow. Happy families. Sober grandparents. If this sounds like your Christmases then you're either a massive liar or you're a character in a cheesy Hollywood movie.
Either way, that sounds boring. Christmas needs booze, it needs arguing, and it needs overeating until you can no longer stand.
Season's greeting from everyone in the Bean Team!