Kit-kat chunky sausage roll anyone?
The kid that was sent to school with a smartie sandwich for lunch inspired us. What else might be found in the lunch boxes of UK kids?
When we found out about kid who was sent to school with a smartie sandwich for lunch we were equal parts dismayed, excited and intrigued:
⅓ Dismay - What a terrible nutritional crime!
⅓ Excitement - A Smartie Sandwich?! We want one!
⅓ Intrigue - What other culinary strangeness is going in the lunch boxes of UK kids?
Well we sorted out the first two, by writing a story outlining the terrible deed and making a Smartie Sandwich to go with it. You can read all about what happened here;
And the third part we’ve sorted out (sort of) by imagining, and then making, what else our nations children might be tucking into for lunch.
Creme Scotch Eggs
Ingredients: Scotch eggs, Cadbury's Creme Eggs
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
Cadbury's seasonal classic with a savoury, sausage-meat twistThe Jaffa Burger
Ingredients: Bread roll, Jaffa Cakes
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
We like burgers. We LOVE Jaffa Cakes. What's not to like?!The Jelly Bean Wrap
Ingredients: Jelly beans, tortilla wraps
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
Can we eat it? Yes we (Mexi-)CAN!Marshmallow Pita
Ingredients: Pita bread, marshmallows
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
Society says you can't put marshmallows in a pita. Take THAT societyStrawberry Lace Spag Bol
Ingredients: Jelly beans, strawberry laces
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
My Italian housemate would NOT be impressed...The Kit Kat Chunky Sausage Roll
Ingredients: Kit Kat Chunky, large sausage roll
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
Yeah. That's right. We put a Kit Kat Chunky inside a sausage roll. Deal with it.Haribo Cereal
Ingredients: Haribo, milk
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
So THAT'S how you make kids eat their breakfast!Double Decker Double Decker
Ingredients: Cadbury's Double Decker, sliced white bread
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
A Double Decker Double Decker?! Is your mind blown? If not, why not?The Smartie Sandwich
Ingredients: Smarties, sliced white bread
Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day
Who would have thought a simple Smartie Sandwich would lead to all of this???Related items
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