What your posters say about say about you...
You'd be surprised what you can give away from a few posters!
There are a number of ways you can make your boring bedroom walls look more interesting, but the most popular remains the good old fashioned poster - from hotties to classic films, via landscapes and your favourite bands, the choices are endless.
Your choice of posters is vital when it comes to letting your new-found friends know exactly who you are - to ensure you don't make the wrong choices, GB Posters have put together a guide to what your posters say about you...
The Band Poster
You are... Alternative and Moody with Hidden Depths
“I saw them before they were big, in Camden... It was an intimate gig. No I don’t think they split in ’85.. No, look I definitely saw them. What do you mean you own the album? Well, it’s not the limited edition one though. What do you mean it is? Are you sure? Well, to be honest, they’ve lost their touch now everyone and their dog likes them. I’m pretty much over them.”
The Bob Marley Poster
You are... HRODO (High Risk of Dropping Out)
“Oh this? It’s medicinal. I’ve got glaucoma. Well, my nan does. It’s for her. Look, I’m not going to my lecture by the way. I heard the first year is all just levelling up. I’m not being part of the system. Yes, I know I’ve already paid my fees. It’s fine. Get me a multipack of biscuits from the Pound Shop when you’re out would you? And turn up my Marley CD. Thanks.”
The Pin Up Poster
You are... A lad and proud!
“I’m not a typical lad. I’m intellectual. Oh I love Huxley and Proust. Just the other day I was thinking that the reason the communist manifesto is such a... Phwoarrr! Look at her! Look at the size of those boobs! Don’t get many of them to the pound! Sorry, where was I? *opens beer with teeth* Am I single? Yeah.”
The City/Beach Poster
You are... The Explorer
“See this place? I was actually here. I went on my gap year. Have I told you about it? Sit down I’ll get my albums out. No, you aren’t holding me, it’s fine, sit back down! Now, you haven’t seen the real Thailand until you’ve lived there for a month in Ko Pang Pang. It was heaven. I got my nose pierced! Shame about the infection but it’ll probably clear up. Mind, this tattoo is here to stay. It means peace and love. Or peace and serenity. ”
The Movie Poster
You are... Obscure and Illusive
“Oh I do love cinema. Independents, mainly. Foreign films. Michael Bay is responsible for the Americanisation of film and it’s absolutely... wait... the house is empty? And Twilight is on TV? Oh hell yes. Just this once. It’s my little secret. My dirty little secret.”
You are... A Trust Fund Revolutionary
“Mummy! How are you? Good. Now look I’m in a pickle. Can you drop some funds off to cover my overdraft? I need a train ticket to the London protests. No I promise it’s not for shoes again. Look we’re on the cusp of revolution. Please. Look, you can even watch me on TV and tell daddy my art degree has come in useful, I’m planning on painting ‘Anarchy’ on the Cenotaph!.... Well of course I’ll need a lift home! And Binky, Rozzo and Blaize will need to crash over too. Can you get the maid to dust out three guestrooms? And no meat mummy. I’ve given it up! YES again! It was a moment of madness last time. Toddle-oo! ”
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