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The best 'What university has taught me' tweets

#WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe has been trending today - some of the Tweets are pure Gold...We've got the best here.

With the final university term drawing to a close and third and fourth years wondering to themselves hmmm...what now? It's a natural time to ask the question 'What has university taught me?'.

Indeed it's such a natural question to ask right now that the hashtag #WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe has been trending on Twitter and we have to say, the tweets have been making us laugh, wince and nod in agreement too - there's some odd bits of very sound advice coming through.

We've collected the best for you to peruse at your leisure. Have your say in comments below.

#WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe

  • Procrastination is stronger than all other forces in the universe.
    @abcdefJaymz

  • Group work was created by Satan in an effort to divide humans.
    @ShamNOIR

  • You can hire someone to read Powerpoint presentations to you for a mere £3,000 a year
    @luke1farrell

  • The reduced section in Tesco can be your best friend sometimes
    @bsohal1

  • Washing Up Liquid is a Rationed Commodity that will be abused if left open to everyone
    @Ceepz

  • Women use food to lure guys to their house
    @Santana8421

  • My mother is a superwoman and I don't appreciate her enough
    @ProfessorKumi

  • Pulling an all-nighter is not a skill... It's a way of life
    @MideSanni

  • Not all academically intelligent people have common sense
    @MiSsMeZz

  • You get what you give. Nights of hard-work, tears and rocking back and forth in corner of room pays off...
    @FaridaZeynalova

  • Real friends will make a real effort to stay in contact.
    @iamLaurenCato

  • You can have breakfast at any time
    @Simon_Sayz_

  • Getting 60% is not as easy as it seems
    @Yerriso

  • Nobody cares where you're from. It's all about where you're going.
    @Andri_cx

  • In lectures you'll see 10 people.In exams youll see 1256 people that apparently do that course.
    @MelsWardrobe

  • That no matter what circumstance, you WILL get laid. living proof @danbrown48. god bless you #DanBrown
    @IDEthanEH

  • Not to take toilet roll for granted
    @MrEbaMan

  • The people you start with aren't always the ones you finish with
    ‏@ilerioluwakiye

  • Even in the worst times you'll be alright as long as you have your best friends
    @Midgetpwincess

  • How to make a meal for £1 & how to get drunk on £3
    @Riiickaay

  • RT @sueseatweet - that people bath with shampoo when times are rough *cough cough ...*
    @debbiedee565

  • That a degree won't get me employed
    @hanz_montz

  • Good grades, Social life, Sleep...you can only have 2 of the 3..
    @IamAyani

  • You're paying an extortionate amount of money for someone to read slides out to you, word-for-word.
    @asadiqbal10

  • It is possible to learn a whole years work in a few days.
    @thatgirlnosa

  • Having the right calibre of friends is more important than the amount of friends you have.
    @Mistamarcus_TR3

  • if you haven't got heating, just leave your laptop on the bed for an hour to warm it up #jobdone
    @mills_bucks

  • Pre-drinking in the shower to save time.
    ‏@CemArslanUK

  • There are stupid people everywhere.
    @IamJackyBlack

  • Proof EVERYTHING with your lecturer/tutor. They have to help you and it'll get you better marks.
    @Ayesha_Abbass

  • Google & Wikipedia have taught me more than #WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe
    @damnitstrue

  • Don't smoke that zoot if you didn't watch them roll it
    @fumstarr

  • Any time before 10am does not exist.
    @Wolvensam

  • ‘Shotgun not’ is used more than shotgun..
    @clarepritchard4

  • That dominos the morning after is as good if not better than fresh.
    @Billski90

  • Google has the answers to everything.
    @syoung938

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