The best 'What university has taught me' tweets
#WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe has been trending today - some of the Tweets are pure Gold...We've got the best here.
With the final university term drawing to a close and third and fourth years wondering to themselves hmmm...what now? It's a natural time to ask the question 'What has university taught me?'.
Indeed it's such a natural question to ask right now that the hashtag #WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe has been trending on Twitter and we have to say, the tweets have been making us laugh, wince and nod in agreement too - there's some odd bits of very sound advice coming through.
We've collected the best for you to peruse at your leisure. Have your say in comments below.
#WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe
Procrastination is stronger than all other forces in the universe.
@abcdefJaymzGroup work was created by Satan in an effort to divide humans.
@ShamNOIRYou can hire someone to read Powerpoint presentations to you for a mere £3,000 a year
@luke1farrellThe reduced section in Tesco can be your best friend sometimes
@bsohal1Washing Up Liquid is a Rationed Commodity that will be abused if left open to everyone
@CeepzWomen use food to lure guys to their house
@Santana8421My mother is a superwoman and I don't appreciate her enough
@ProfessorKumiPulling an all-nighter is not a skill... It's a way of life
@MideSanniNot all academically intelligent people have common sense
@MiSsMeZzYou get what you give. Nights of hard-work, tears and rocking back and forth in corner of room pays off...
@FaridaZeynalovaReal friends will make a real effort to stay in contact.
@iamLaurenCatoYou can have breakfast at any time
@Simon_Sayz_Getting 60% is not as easy as it seems
@YerrisoNobody cares where you're from. It's all about where you're going.
@Andri_cxIn lectures you'll see 10 people.In exams youll see 1256 people that apparently do that course.
@MelsWardrobeThat no matter what circumstance, you WILL get laid. living proof @danbrown48. god bless you #DanBrown
@IDEthanEHNot to take toilet roll for granted
@MrEbaManThe people you start with aren't always the ones you finish with
@ilerioluwakiyeEven in the worst times you'll be alright as long as you have your best friends
@MidgetpwincessHow to make a meal for £1 & how to get drunk on £3
@RiiickaayRT @sueseatweet - that people bath with shampoo when times are rough *cough cough ...*
@debbiedee565That a degree won't get me employed
@hanz_montzGood grades, Social life, Sleep...you can only have 2 of the 3..
@IamAyaniYou're paying an extortionate amount of money for someone to read slides out to you, word-for-word.
@asadiqbal10It is possible to learn a whole years work in a few days.
@thatgirlnosaHaving the right calibre of friends is more important than the amount of friends you have.
@Mistamarcus_TR3if you haven't got heating, just leave your laptop on the bed for an hour to warm it up #jobdone
@mills_bucksPre-drinking in the shower to save time.
@CemArslanUKThere are stupid people everywhere.
@IamJackyBlackProof EVERYTHING with your lecturer/tutor. They have to help you and it'll get you better marks.
@Ayesha_AbbassGoogle & Wikipedia have taught me more than #WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe
@damnitstrueDon't smoke that zoot if you didn't watch them roll it
@fumstarrAny time before 10am does not exist.
@Wolvensam‘Shotgun not’ is used more than shotgun..
@clarepritchard4That dominos the morning after is as good if not better than fresh.
@Billski90Google has the answers to everything.
@syoung938
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