The best 'What university has taught me' tweets
#WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe has been trending today - some of the Tweets are pure Gold...We've got the best here.
With the final university term drawing to a close and third and fourth years wondering to themselves hmmm...what now? It's a natural time to ask the question 'What has university taught me?'.
Indeed it's such a natural question to ask right now that the hashtag #WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe has been trending on Twitter and we have to say, the tweets have been making us laugh, wince and nod in agreement too - there's some odd bits of very sound advice coming through.
We've collected the best for you to peruse at your leisure. Have your say in comments below.
Procrastination is stronger than all other forces in the universe.
Group work was created by Satan in an effort to divide humans.
You can hire someone to read Powerpoint presentations to you for a mere £3,000 a year
The reduced section in Tesco can be your best friend sometimes
Washing Up Liquid is a Rationed Commodity that will be abused if left open to everyone
Women use food to lure guys to their house
My mother is a superwoman and I don't appreciate her enough
Pulling an all-nighter is not a skill... It's a way of life
Not all academically intelligent people have common sense
You get what you give. Nights of hard-work, tears and rocking back and forth in corner of room pays off...
Real friends will make a real effort to stay in contact.
You can have breakfast at any time
Getting 60% is not as easy as it seems
Nobody cares where you're from. It's all about where you're going.
In lectures you'll see 10 people.In exams youll see 1256 people that apparently do that course.
That no matter what circumstance, you WILL get laid. living proof @danbrown48. god bless you #DanBrown
Not to take toilet roll for granted
The people you start with aren't always the ones you finish with
Even in the worst times you'll be alright as long as you have your best friends
How to make a meal for £1 & how to get drunk on £3
RT @sueseatweet - that people bath with shampoo when times are rough *cough cough ...*
That a degree won't get me employed
Good grades, Social life, Sleep...you can only have 2 of the 3..
You're paying an extortionate amount of money for someone to read slides out to you, word-for-word.
It is possible to learn a whole years work in a few days.
Having the right calibre of friends is more important than the amount of friends you have.
if you haven't got heating, just leave your laptop on the bed for an hour to warm it up #jobdone
Pre-drinking in the shower to save time.
There are stupid people everywhere.
Proof EVERYTHING with your lecturer/tutor. They have to help you and it'll get you better marks.
Google & Wikipedia have taught me more than #WhatUniversityHasTaughtMe
Don't smoke that zoot if you didn't watch them roll it
Any time before 10am does not exist.
‘Shotgun not’ is used more than shotgun..
That dominos the morning after is as good if not better than fresh.
Google has the answers to everything.
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