Nasty, funny, FREE Anti-Valentine's Day cards
From heartbreak, claustrophobic relationships, stalking and obsession - we've got a free Anti-Valentines card for it all
For those who want to give Love a good punch in the face (and let's face it Love deserves that AND the rest, some of the time..). Or for when the sickly sweetness of Valentine's gets a just a little too much, we've created these Anti-Valentine's Day cards with the help of one of our favourite graphic designers and illustrators Stewart Armstrong (you can check out his Tumblr here).
These cards of course provide the perfect companion to our Anti Valentine's gift list:
Just click on the links to open a PDF template - and you can print out all the cards for free. It's our little gift. Because we love you. Lots. And we'll always be there. Loving. Watching...
Card 1: "Breathe"
To kick us off we've got the perfect card to send if you feel like you're in a 24/7 bear hug and drawing breath has become problematic.
Card 2: "Watching"
Inspired by the famous and creepy Police song sung by the famous and creepy Sting. Let them know you've got your eyes on 'em.
Download "Watching" green
Download "Watching" black and white
Download "Watching" orange
Card 3: "Hair"
What's nice about this card is that you can customize it with something that's really, them. It also lets the recipient know that someone's looking after their old hair.Download "Hair"
Card 4: "Not me"
People often take too much of the blame on themselves when relationships go wrong. In actual fact, most of the time it's the other person's fault.Download "Not me" black and white
Donwload "Not me" colour
Card 5: "Do"
What's great about this card, is that it doesn't build any potentially damaging expectations.
Download "Do" green
Download "Do" black and white
Download "Do" orange
Card 6: "Thinking"
Thinking of a loved one often is understandable - sweet even. But 24 hours a day, seven days a week? Things might be getting a bit card 7...
Card 7: "Bunny"
With a jocular reference to Fatal Attraction this card light-heartedly but firmly shows that you mean business.
Card 8: "Dying"
This card is multi-functional. It can be used by someone who's been dumped, by those suffering from unrequited love, or those stuck in a relationships that seems OK on the surface, but...Download "Dying" black and white
Download "Dying" orange
Card 9: "Fckit"
Pure. Straight to the point. And sometimes the best way to save your sanity.
....and here's what can happen
People started printing the Anti-Valentine's cards off and sending them out here at studentbeans.com - as you can see from these pics things got out of hand very quickly...
We've got some more Anti-Valentine's stuff and some other less cynical, regular Valentine articles too, take a look: