Remember last week’s episode of MTV’s The Fresher’s? Let us remind you of Ross and his (sensibly) distrusting girlfriend. Last week Ross received a text from another girl, leaving Livi to be suspicious of his uni antics. And rightly so, if the latest episode is anything to go by. Perhaps Ross had been taking a look at our top ten reasons to dump your partner before uni feature... Of course, we claim NO responsibility for his actions.

Moving on from the lovely bestiality talk of last Friday, Tom’s ‘Embarrassing Question’ this week gets students on the street thinking about their worst ever walk of shame: ‘It was either her clothes or a monkey suit I’d been wearing,’ one nonchalant fellow offers, ‘so I went with her clothes.’

Alongside the ‘Embarrassing Question’ and Tom’s popular ‘Fittest Fresher’ section is an important head-to-head entitled ‘Hide the Sausage.’ And no, that’s not a euphamism.

Most important however, is the weekly inclusion of studentbeans.com’s Nice Little Saver segment. This week, Tom explores the wonders of thrifty shopping. Fancy yourself as a bit of a bargain hunter? Why not go for refurbished gadgets instead of brand new products. Or you could even try your hand at swishing and get yourself a whole new wardrobe whilst simultaneously having a much-needed spring-clean. For FREE.

So go on, watch episode eight of The Fresher’s now. You’ll get money-saving advice, entertaining drama and a close-up closing sequence that is likely to haunt you for days yet to come...

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