Well, well, well, looks like it's that time of year again, the time where we can finally reveal which university is having the most sex. That's right, the University Sex League is back for 2014 and, as ever, the results are astonishing.
Last year Roehampton University claimed the top spot, with an average of 6.32 sexual partners since starting uni. You might think that's a pretty good average, well 2014 has changed everything - a score of 6.32 wouldn't even get you in the top 10 this year! There hasn't this been this much action at university since Die Hard 6: McClane On Campus.
So who are this years lucky, lucky winners? Drum roll, please!
Uh, thanks. It's the University of Brighton! With a staggering average of 10.59 sexual partners, Brighton have climbed all the way from last year's 20th position to claim the top spot this year, beating off (well, yes actually) tough competition from the University of Chester and Liverpool Hope University.
Scroll down to check out your uni's performance; if you think yours deserved more than a walk of shame, let us know in the comments.