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21 most awkward boners EVER

No need to point out why these guys are absolutely mortified...but we will anyway.

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Sometimes, that awkward moment arises, when, well...your little guy puts his hand up in class. But don't worry about it, even the great and the good have befallen this particularly pointed embarrassment. From everyday folk to presidents and popstars, we bring you the best awkward boners...

1. Royal boner

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Prince Harry shows off his crown jewels.

2. Ballet boner

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En pointe. Literally.

3. Bieber boner

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Perhaps this is why he was 2 hours late to that O2 gig.

4. 70s boner

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Really didn't want to see that particular 70s show.

5. Hova boner

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99 problems and a boner is one...

6. Train boner

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Tickets please! Oh...nevermind. *blushes*

7. Schwarzeboner

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He'll be back. Right after he's got rid of his boner.

8. Presidential boner

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He. did. not. have. sexual. relations. with that woman. Ok?

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9. Beach boner

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Head in the sand pretend-it's-not-happening boner.

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10. Justin Trousersnake boner

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Ain't nobody loves you like he loves you. Evidently.

11. Excited fan boner

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Hannah Monboner.

12. Fancy dress boner

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More pervy than Goofy.

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13. Wrestling boner

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Contact sport boner.

14. Football boner

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Embarrassing bone goals....

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15. Tennis boner

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NEW BALLS PLEASE...

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16. Drug cheat boner

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Because Lance Armstrong also tested positive for viagra.

17. Basketball boner

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NBA - National Boner Association.

18. Actor boner, dahling

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Is this a boner I see before me?

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19. Burqa boner

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Particularly awkward.

20. Park boner

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Hyde Park? Hide your boner.

21. Jessica Alba's boyfriend's boner

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Yeah, don't really blame him to be honest. LEGITIMATE BONER.


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