Being a pet is hard. Yes, you get free shelter, free clothes (not that you wanted or needed them) and as much processed tuna and chicken mix as you can lay your paws on. Yes, it can look like life is easy for the humble house cat/dog/ferret.
But look a little closer. Some owners think that 10 years of you sponging off of their generosity gives them free reign over your dignity. Some even think that they can put you in silly little outfits and parade you around to be laughed at by their friends. The sickos.