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Kit-kat chunky sausage roll anyone?

The kid that was sent to school with a smartie sandwich for lunch inspired us. What else might be found in the lunch boxes of UK kids?

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When we found out about kid who was sent to school with a smartie sandwich for lunch we were equal parts dismayed, excited and intrigued:

⅓ Dismay - What a terrible nutritional crime!

⅓ Excitement - A Smartie Sandwich?! We want one!

⅓ Intrigue - What other culinary strangeness is going in the lunch boxes of UK kids?

Well we sorted out the first two, by writing a story outlining the terrible deed and making a Smartie Sandwich to go with it. You can read all about what happened here;

Kid sent to school with smartie sandwich

And the third part we’ve sorted out (sort of) by imagining, and then making, what else our nations children might be tucking into for lunch.

Creme Scotch Eggs

Ingredients: Scotch eggs, Cadbury's Creme Eggs

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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The Jaffa Burger

Ingredients: Bread roll, Jaffa Cakes

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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The Jelly Bean Wrap

Ingredients: Jelly beans, tortilla wraps

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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Marshmallow Pita

Ingredients: Pita bread, marshmallows

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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Strawberry Lace Spag Bol

Ingredients: Jelly beans, strawberry laces

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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The Kit Kat Chunky Sausage Roll

Ingredients: Kit Kat Chunky, large sausage roll

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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Haribo Cereal

Ingredients: Haribo, milk

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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Double Decker Double Decker

Ingredients: Cadbury's Double Decker, sliced white bread

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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The Smartie Sandwich

Ingredients: Smarties, sliced white bread

Nutritional Value: None of your five-a-day

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