69 chat up lines that are GUARANTEED to work

69 guaranteed to work, gender neutral, chat up lines for students

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To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free..) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use.

Now these ARE gender neutral, we encourage the girls to use them just as much, if not more, than the boys - chat up lines are after all funnier, less cheesy/sinister/lame and let's face it FAR more likely to succeed coming from the lasses anyway (not that there'll be a problem with these guaranteed chat up lines). I for one would instantly propose to the girl who came up and asked me 'How many camels can I buy you for?'.

If for some reason a chat up line hasn't worked, please comment below and we'll either fix it or give you a brand new one totally free - that's the bona fide Beans guarantee. No messin'.

69 chat up lines for a new university year

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1. Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?

2. I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?

3. My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.

4. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

5. I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

6. I'm new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?

7. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

8. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours

9. Fat Penguin! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

10. I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i’m as sweet as can be.

11. There is something wrong with my mobile. It doesn't have your number in it.

12. Are you Jamaican? (No, why?) Coz jer-makin-me-crazy!

13. I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!

14. Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

15. Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway?

16. You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?

17. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

18. Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?

19. I've got my beady eye trained on you.

20.Is there a mirror in your pants...? I think I can see myself in them..

21. I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey?...I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.

22. My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I.

23. Given that god is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a shag?

24. If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.

25. I bet you £10 you're gonna turn me down.

26. Hi, can I buy you several drinks?

27. Inheriting £80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart..

28. How many camels can I buy you for???

29. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

30. Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

31. If you were a McDonald's burger...you'd be a McGorgeous

32. Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.

33. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

34. I can't find my puppy - can you help me find him? I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here....

35. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

36. I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. [kiss them and tell them you lost the bet.]

37. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

38. Nice socks, can I try them on?

39. I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.

40.Hey, I’m in a rock band!

41. Are you Swedish? Cuz you’re the SWEEDISH girl in the room!!!!!!!!!!! ( sweetest, gettit?????!!!!)

42. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

43. Hi, I’m a professional wrestler, can I get ya in a headlock? Don’t worry, I get paid to do this!

44. I’m usually better looking.

45. Would you like to help me with my self esteem?

46. I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet

47. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

48. You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I'm still a bachelor.

49. What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

50. Be unique and different - say yes.

51. Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.

52. Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.

53. My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

54. Excuse me, you’ve got something on your face [look closer] oh, I think it’s beauty. [Attempt to rub it off] It won’t come off - It must be eternal....[look into the distance dreamily/moodily].

55. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

56. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

57. That's a great head you have.. it would go really nicely on my wall of heads

58. You’re so lovely you make me want to go out and get a job.

59. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

60.I'm invisible. (Really?/No you’re not) Well, can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

61. One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.

62. Bad boy!! Naughty boy!! Go to my room!! [can replace boy with girl]

63. You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous.

64. Keep it quiet - but I'm COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.

65. How do you feel about going halves on a bastard?

66. You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear. [Weird Al Yankovic]

67. Excuse me, did you just touch my bum? (No). Damn!

68. I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities..

69. There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!

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