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Do gingers feel more pain?
Scientists have begun a study to determine whether having red hair makes people feel more pain - as if they didn’t already have it tough enough! read more
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‘Gay’ penguins split as one falls for female
It sounds like your average Hollyoaks storyline - but with penguins... read more
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Was Wills involved in St Andrews' library w**king?
Our first reaction to St Andrews Uni's ‘stop masturbating in the library sign’, was ‘Holy sh*t!! Was Prince William part of this tradition??!’ read more
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Safety guy falls from ladder in safety video
The golden rule for anyone giving a demonstration on how to climb a ladder - don’t, whatever you do, fall off the ladder. read more
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Exploding toilet hospitalises woman
One woman was put in hospital and another injured after toilets in a federal building in the US exploded. read more
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Sperm bank turns down ginger donors
It turns out that the bullying of redheads starts before the child even exists.. read more
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Angry wives organise petition to stop sexy barmaid
To paraphrase those great thinkers of our time, Right Said Fred, Loredana Popesciue is too sexy for their wives. read more
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Man ‘defecated on dead hedgehog in street’
If you're as angry by this disrespect of our spiky cousins as we are, you'll be glad to hear the accused is standing trial. read more
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International search for missing ‘floating island’
An international hunt is on for an escaped floating island, cut loose by scoundrels at Secret Garden Party music festival read more
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Drinking and puppy buying banned
Got me kebab, traffic cone, £2000 puppy.... read more
