
James Bond bad guys, a classic of the filmic villain world, ranging from the madly deluded like Bloefeld to, erm, Jonathan Pryce.
Hmm…I’d be more scared of a litter of kittens, covered in fairy dust, sitting atop a fluffy cloud, cooing the words to ‘Grandma We Love You’, while wrapped in ribbons made from liquorice laces. But that’s another story.
This is about some nefarious swine called Coalfinger whose hellbent on destroying our planet!
I mean, I thought the Bush-Cheney monster was the scariest villain there was, but no, this guy’s even worse, and the threat couldn’t be more imminent.
So watch this, and try to still the blind, ferocious panic that overcomes your jittering body, and the sickening sense of unease that will permeate your entire being.
Get a grip, pick yourself up, hold back that briny eye fluid secreting down your face, and spread the word people!
Show this video to all your friends and family and act now, or YOU WILL (without any doubt) get brutally decapitated in your sleep by Coalfinger and his evil henchmen!!!